Tuesday, February 28, 2012

A Quillow


I was stitching a quillow* in home-economics class.

Repulsed by my body, I wish to disown it. Can people know just by looking at me what I'm thinking? What I've done, and been doing? Jehovah knows. Does everyone else know too? That was the last time.. I'll never masturbate again. I promise.


*A quilt that folds inside an attached pocket to make a pillow. See photo above.

A Real Talk

"I want to give a real talk where I actually address the congregation. I think I'd be really good at it."

"Only brothers are assigned those sorts of talks T. The Bible says that men are to be in subjection to the Christ when it comes to the direction of the congregation, and women are to be in subjection to the men. Which means the women are not supposed to be directly teaching the congregation."

1 Cor 11:3

Eph 5:21-24

Man and Woman-- A Dignified Role for Each



That's the Boys' Job

"When I get older, can I do that?" I whispered, as a boy walked up the aisle and handed the microphone over to someone a few rows ahead of us.
"No T. That's the boys' job."
"Why can't girls do it?"
"Because the Bible tells us that the men should serve the women."
"Oh."

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Jesus has Perfect Grammar

"Jesus has bad grammar," I chuckled.
"You think that the son of God doesn't have a better understanding of grammar than you, an imperfect, 11 year old girl?"
"No.. but I just mean he doesn't have correct grammer like I've learned in school."

 "Jesus is perfect. And that means he has perfect grammar."

Friday, February 24, 2012

Playing Checkers

“If jehovah and Jesus have been there forever, what were they doing before they created the earth and all the people?” 
“They were making the stars.” 
“And before that?” 
“The planets.”
“And before that, what were Jehovah and Jesus doing?” 
“They were playing checkers.”